Here’s what I’ve come up with.
(item 0 of it as string & "$x$" & item 1 of it as string & "$x$" & (if ((year of date (local time zone) of it) as integer = 1980) then ("<none>") else ((year of it as string & "/" & month of it as two digits & "/" & day_of_month of it as two digits) of date (local time zone) of it & " " & (two digit hour of it as string & ":" & two digit minute of it as string) of time (local time zone) of it)) of (item 2 of it as time)) of ((if (exists result (item 0 of it , item 1 of it) and exists values of result (item 0 of it , item 1 of it)) then (concatenation "%0A" of values of result (item 0 of it , item 1 of it)) else ("<none>")) , (if (exists result (item 0 of it , item 2 of it) and exists values of result (item 0 of it , item 2 of it)) then (concatenation "%0A" of values of result (item 0 of it , item 2 of it)) else ("<none>")) , (if (exists result (item 0 of it , item 3 of it) and exists values of result (item 0 of it , item 3 of it)) then (concatenation "%0A" of values of result (item 0 of it , item 3 of it)) else ("<none>"))) of (elements of intersection of ((sets of items 0 of (computers of it , values whose (it as lowercase contains "patching") of it) of results of bes property "Subscribed Sites") ; (sets of items 0 of (computers of it , values whose (it as time > "fri, 05 feb 2021 00:00:00 -0500" as time) of it) of results of bes property "Last Report Time")) , bes property "ID" , bes property whose (name of it = "Computer Name" and id of it = (2299743654 , 4 , 1)) , bes property "Last Report Time")