It changed a little after testing… here is what I ended up getting to work for an uninstall for teams. I have ran it a few times with no issues.
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exists folders "AppData\Local\Microsoft\Teams" of folders whose(exists folders "AppData\Local\Microsoft\Teams" of it) of folder "C:\Users"
Creating a .bat to run this:
"C:\Users\{name of current user}\AppData\Local\Microsoft\Teams\Update.exe" --uninstall -s